Heidi Montag speaks out about the horrors of having to pay for plastic surgery with a credit card in this Funny or Die clip directed by Ron Howard. Heidi is interrupted once to learn that Lauren Conrad is calling to apologize. Heidi says, "I'm not here." Heidi also needs the camera man's help to know if she really is smiling. Take a look:
Video: Heidi Montag Talks Plastic Surgery With Billy Bush
Heidi Montag talks to Billy Bush about her plastic surgeries. She tells Billy that she nearly died afterward because she was given too much Demerol. Billy tells he to try to move her face and she can't really. Apparently her plastic surgeon is horrified at her going public, because she's still swollen and this is not an accurate representation of how she will look. Take a look:
Dr. Frank Ryan denies that she almost died. He says the incident never happened.
In a new interview with Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson, Dr. Frank Ryan said Heidi's comments to Access' Billy Bush -- that she almost died in recovery -- aren't correct.
"I almost died after my procedure," Heidi told Billy on Monday. 'I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead. [I was] in an aftercare center, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times."
But that isn't how her doctor remembers it.
"That didn't happen as far as I know," he told Shaun on Tuesday.
"Where would she get that information from?" Shaun asked.
"I don't know," Dr. Ryan said.
Heidi also claimed in her interview with Billy that medical personnel, "had to put oxygen on my face and call my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency."
"So Heidi got that information wrong?" Shaun asked the doctor.
"Yeah," Dr. Ryan replies.
Dr. Ryan says that he won't be performing any more surgeries on Heidi. He says she is beautiful and doesn't need any more work. He also said she is not addicted to plastic surgery. He says Heidi's mom wants some surgery and he may operate on her soon.
Heidi Montag Says She Nearly Died After Plastic Surgery
The Heidi Montag plastic surgery story just took a weirder twist. Now Heidi says that she nearly died after the plastic surgery and her story clearly implies that the doctor was negligent.
"I almost died after my procedure," Montag told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush on Monday. "I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead. (I was) in an aftercare center, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times."
"So thank God, Charles, one of my security guys used to be an EMT, and he was timing my breath on his watch and he called the nurses and they had to put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. So, it was a very traumatic experience for me," she continued.
Two months after the surgery, Montag said she is now starting to regain all of the movement in her face.
"I'm starting to move my face more and more," Montag said. '(But,) I feel very plastic .. especially when I first came out, it was so hard for me even to smile and it's still hard for me to chew sometimes. But it's feeling more and more natural everyday because the swelling is going down."
Heidi has surgery on November 20th. She underwent 10 procedures, including another nose job, mini brow lift, Botox, fat injections in cheeks and lips, chin reduction, neck lip, breast implants, lip on her waist and thighs and a butt augmentation.
So, now that she's apparently waived confidentiality is her surgeon allowed to respond to these allegations? He's already under fire for putting her under anesthetic for so long and for performing so many procedures at once.
Heidi Montag, 23, recently had a number of plastic surgeries including 10 plastic surgery procedures in a single day. People has a feature on Heidi where she admits her plastic surgery obsession. Heidi told People, "For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done. I'm beyond obsessed."
Here is a list the plastic surgery procedures that Heidi underwent.
Buttocks augmentation
Boob job touch-up
Nose job touch-up
Chin reduction
Liposuction in her neck
Liposuction in her waist and thighs
Mini brow lift
Botox in the forehead
Fat injections in her cheeks and lips
Pinning back her ears
The Sun-Timesreports that Heidi's surgeries cost about $30,000 and required a week of recovery.
Dr. Jennifer Ashton appears on The Early Show to talk about a new study that revealed that female skin tends to wrinkle faster than male skin. Dr. Ashton focused on the periorbital part of the face, which is around the mouth. Women have a different muscular structure in this area of the face, as well as fewer sweat glands. This all adds up to more wrinkles. Take a look:
Just a Few Millimeters Make the Difference Between a Plain and a Beautiful Face
A new study has revealed what the lead researchers calls the golden ration for facial beauty. In surveys the women who had these specific ratios always were deemed the most attractive. So what are the perfect measurements? Well, it all has to do with the width between your eyes and the width between your eyes and your mouth.
It all has to do with the horizontal distance between the eyes and the vertical distance between the eyes and the mouth, says Pamela M. Pallett, a researcher who believes she has identified new "golden ratios" for facial beauty.
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Faces were judged as most attractive when the distance between the eyes was 46 percent of the face's width and when the distance from eyes to mouth was 36 percent of the face's length, according to the study published in the most recent issue of the journal Vision Research.
That means a woman with a face 5 1/2 inches wide from ear to ear and 7 inches long from hairline to chin ideally would boast about 5 1/2 inches of distance between her eyes and another 2 1/2 inches between her pupils and mouth.
Women whose measurements varied from those markers were ranked less attractive, according to the undergraduate college students who participated in the study. The 126 students, mostly women, were asked to compare paired photographs of young, white, female faces with identical facial features but different distances between the eyes and between the eyes and mouth.
Pamela Pallett says that changing your hairstyle is an easy way to change the perceived ratios in your facial features. In fact a haircut can make a huge difference in attractiveness, because it changes the ratios of the face. The study also revealed that average faces scored as more attractive. After a lifetime of looking at faces, most humans form a composite of what an attractive face looks like.
We cannot believe that this stupid provision is back again
in the Senate version of the health bill. Senate majority leader Harry Reid stuck in the Botax again: he wants a 5% tax on all plastic surgery and procedures, including Botox, Restalyne and facials. This got killed in the House version, but like the zombie that just won't die in the horror movie -- it's back.
Say hello to the nose job tax.
To raise money for the health overhaul, Democrats are proposing a new 5% tax on elective cosmetic procedures. The tax was a surprise addition to the sweeping 2,074-page bill that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid unveiled late Wednesday. It generates $5 billion over a decade for the plan, which is expected to cost $849 billion over a decade.
The tax would fall on the individuals who undergo the procedures. If they don’t pay it when they’re billed for their surgery, then it falls to the provider who performed the procedure.
Not all cosmetic surgeries would get taxed. According to the bill, the tax would only apply if the surgery “is not necessary to ameliorate a deformity arising from, or directly related to, a congenital abnormality, a personal injury resulting from an accident or trauma, or disfiguring disease.” It would take effect Jan. 1.
The majority of people who get cosmetic surgery are not wealthy, according to the most recent data. Most people save up to have a nose job or erase some wrinkles so they can compete in a youth-obsessed job market that actively discriminates against older workers. It's also anti-woman, since the majority of plastic surgery and procedure patients are women. As for the doctors, well, many say that between the recession and the high cost of malpractice insurance that this extra tax will be the last straw.
New Jersey recently enacted such a tax and guess what the result has been? The patients get their procedures done in New York or Philadelphia. Just say no to the Botax.
Kathy Griffin talks to Time magazine about
her plastic surgery procedures.
The second time I had plastic surgery I got it done for free. People was covering it and I met a team of doctors that had a publicist who kept adding procedures. The guy who did my LASIK surgery wanted to do a "tune-up" and now I've had five surgeries on my eye. I have partial blindness in one of my eyes, actually. It was very much like Nip/Tuck where they'd be like, "Tell me what you don't like about yourself," and then they'd draw all over you with markers to highlight your "problem" areas. One of the doctors was like, "We can do a little teeny lipo on your upper arms." I said, "Are you sure?" He said yes, so I went along with it.
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Paparazzi get photos of celebrities doing pretty much everything, but they never seem to get pictures of stars after surgery. Why is that?
Oh, there's a whole system you need to know about. First of all, the plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills all have secret celebrity doors. After the surgery, you leave the plastic surgeon's office covered in a sheet that's not unlike a burqa. Your assistant takes you to an upscale hotel where you hide in a dark room of shame until you're better. There are bandaged rich ladies walking around the hallways of the Four Seasons and the Peninsula in Beverly Hills right now. It's not unlike being a war criminal or a terrorist.
We love Kathy, with or without plastic surgery. Her new book, Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin is available in bookstores everywhere and at Amazon.com at a discount.
SNL Video: Justin Timberlake Wants You to Have Plastic Surgery
Justin Timberlake was on Saturday Night Live last night and he was hilarious, as usual. In this skit, Justin has been hired by Plasticville to market their plastic surgery services. Yes, he is dressed as a giant breast implant. Take a look:
More job seekers are having plastic surgery in order to compete with younger workers vying for the same jobs. Job makeovers, which might involve injectables such as Botox and Restalyne, minor procedures or even full face lifts, are becoming more popular.
Manhattan plastic surgeon Stephen Greenberg saw an opportunity in this growing trend and recently began promoting a "Job Fighter Package" for men and women.
"We've probably done no less than 50 to 60 tune-ups since launching the package about five months ago," Greenberg said, noting that not all the "tuneups" have involved surgeries, but also less costly and invasive procedures like cosmetic injectables.
"Men and women in their 40s and 50s are competing with peers 10 to 15 years younger and employers naturally tend to go to a person who looks fresher and younger, despite who is better qualified," Greenberg said, adding that a lot of his patients view the surgery as an investment and are financing it with loans.
Plastic surgery loans can involve financing charges of 12 to 19 percent, according to industry experts.
In addition to the perceived competitive advantage from a face lift, some surgeons believe the recession is starting to cause more and more patients to get "work done" for an emotional lift in these dark times.
"I think when people are down about the economy, they want to do things to make them feel better," Greenberg said.
New York City plastic surgeon Steven Pearlman agreed.
"People are fed up and are starting to figure that it's time to live a little. Cosmetic surgery is about investing in yourself. It makes you look good and feel better about yourself, a dozen times a day when you look in the mirror," he said.
Everyone's looking for an edge in this difficult job market. Although federal law prohibits age discrimination, we all know that it happens every day. And it's hard to prove.
The American Society of Plastic Surgery reports
that Botox use is up during the recession, but breast implant surgery is down.
A total of $10.3 billion was spent last year on cosmetic procedures, a category that excludes reconstructive surgeries. That's a 9 percent drop from 2007.
Cosmetic surgeries fell 9 percent to 1.7 million compared with 2007, according to the Arlington Heights, Ill.-based society. Of that total, breast augmentation dropped 12 percent to 307,000 procedures, and liposuction fell 19 percent.
Tummy tucks tumbled 18 percent to 122,000.
But society President Dr. John Canady said in a statement business will recover with the economy and as the children of baby boomers start to consider surgery.
He said repeat patients and those who put off more extensive surgery likely bolstered the number of lower-impact, minimally invasive procedures. They grew 5 percent to 10.4 million. Botox injections grew 8 percent to 5 million, while laser hair removal fell 2 percent.
The numbers makes sense: people are keeping up their Botox, especially if they are job hunting. But invasive procedures and hair removal can be delayed until the economy picks up.
The New York Timesreports on the rise in plastic surgeries for teenagers.
The latest figures from the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery show that the number of cosmetic surgical procedures performed on youths 18 or younger more than tripled over a 10-year period, to 205,119 in 2007 from 59,890 in 1997. This includes even more controversial procedures: liposuctions rose to 9,295 from 2,504, and breast augmentations increased nearly sixfold, to 7,882 from 1,326.
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Critics say that with plastic surgery becoming more common, parents are more likely to find themselves having to learn how to say no to a son or daughter with a tarnished self-image who is begging for the same quick surgical fix that the parents themselves may have had.
"Our children are barraged with images of ideal women and men that aren't even real, but computer composites," said Jean Kilbourne, co-author of So Sexy, So Soon, a book on teenagers and pre-teenagers. "These girls and boys can't compete. The truth is, no one can. And it leaves teens feeling more inadequate than ever and a lot of parents unsure as to the right thing to do."
Dr. Frederick Lukash, a plastic surgeon in New York City and Long Island who specializes in treating adolescents, said: "Unlike adults who may elect cosmetic surgery for that 'wow' factor to stand out in a crowd, to be rejuvenated and get noticed, kids have a different mantra. They do it to fit in."
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A recent survey of more than 1,000 girls in the United States ages 8 to 17 sponsored by the Dove Self-Esteem Fund — which has a partnership with the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. and is linked to Dove's Campaign for Real Beauty, a program aimed at changing narrow cultural definitions of beauty — showed that 7 in 10 girls surveyed believed that when it came to issues including beauty and body image they did not "measure up." Only 10 percent found themselves to be "pretty enough."
Well, that's certainly disturbing. Young women have always been insecure: it's part of growing up. The difference today is twofold: the media images girls see are photoshopped in ways that weren't even technically possible thirty years ago and the procedures to fix many perceived flaws have advanced even further than computerized airbrushing.
As technology advances, the urge for self-improvement and beautification will exhibit itself in ways we can't even imagine now. How about nanites so you can change your hair color and length just by thinking about it to your neural implant? Or change your skin color or body art just by thinking about it? This is only the beginning.
As for the age at which one should be allowed to have these procedures, we think that should be on an individual basis with control being in the parents' hands. Because a sixteen year old wanting a nose job so she doesn't get teased unmercifully seems different to us than getting breast implants or lipo, which is ridiculous for a teen to have.
As the recession drags the economy down, plastic surgeons say it's dragging down their practices as well.
The economy isn't the only thing that's sagging — so are faces, breasts and bellies as would-be cosmetic surgery patients increasingly opt against costly nips and tucks because of tough financial times.
Anecdotal reports and a recent unscientific survey from an industry trade group suggest many cosmetic surgeons have been seeing a drop-off in costly operations, some by as much as 30 percent or more.
Diane Lawyer, a software company manager in Atlanta, said belt-tightening has made her put off getting her eyes done, a procedure that would cost a few thousand dollars.
"I just can't justify that right now," she said.
Lawyer, 55, has started shopping at a discount grocery, rarely drives to save on gas, and loaned money to help keep her sister out of foreclosure.
"I lost $15,000 in the last two weeks on the stock exchange," she said, referring to her dwindling 401K plan.
Dr. Alan Gold, president of the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, said that for the past year, sagging business has been the talk of cosmetic surgeons.
"Everybody talks about it, nobody really has any numbers, so we polled our membership," said Gold, whose suburban New York office is on Long Island.
Of about 700 doctors who responded to the April-May questionnaire, 53 percent said business is down, some by as much as 30 percent.
We're hearing that surgeons who are normally booked six months in advance suddenly have openings. That's great news for those hoping to squeeze in a procedure with a top surgeon, but not so good for those pinching pennies. For many women and men, anti-aging treatments are part of a strategy to stay youthful and competitive in the workplace. One plastic surgeon told us that he does many procedures on executives. All they want is to look a bit younger: eyelifts to fix baggy eyes and Botox to smooth out wrinkles are very popular he said. Apparently looking young and vigorous can help keep your job from going to a younger worker.
A new study reveals the real reason that eyes get baggier as we age: fat in the eye socket expands. That is not what is being taught in medical schools right now.
"A common treatment performed in the past and present is surgical excision of fat to treat a 'herniation of fat' - meaning that the amount of fat in the eye socket does not change but the cover that holds the fat in place, the orbital septum, is weakened or broken and fat slips out," said the study's lead researcher Dr. Sean Darcy, a research associate in the division of plastic and reconstructive surgery at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA and a plastic surgery resident at the University of California, Irvine.
This orbital septum weakening or herniation-of-fat theory is what most plastic surgeons have been taught, Darcy said.
"However, our study showed there is actually an increase in fat with age, and it is more likely that the fat increase causes the baggy eyelids rather than a weakened ligament," Darcy said. "There have been no studies to show that the orbital septum weakens."
The researchers looked at detailed MRI images of 40 subjects (17 males and 23 females) between the ages of 12 and 80. The findings showed that the lower eyelid tissue increased with age and that the largest contributor to this size increase was fat increase.
"Our findings may change the way some plastic surgeons treat baggy eyes," said study co-author Dr. Timothy Miller, professor and chief of plastic surgery at the Geffen School. Fat removal should be at least part of the process, the researchers figure.
Cosmetic eyelid surgery is very, very popular. In 2007 241,000 U.S. residents had it performed, making it one of the top four plastic surgery procedures.
Here's another great reason to quit smoking. If the knowledge that smoking causes lung cancer and gives you wrinkles isn't enough to help you quit, consider this:
most plastic surgeons now refuse
to operate on smokers. Smokers don't heal well from surgery and are prone to all sorts of horrible complications.
For the last 5 to 10 years, many plastic and cosmetic surgeons have refused to operate on smokers, especially those seeking a face-lift, tummy tuck, or breast-lift — procedures that require skin to be shifted.
"Nicotine causes the tiny blood vessels in the skin to clamp down or constrict, which reduces blood supply to the skin," said Dr. Darshan Shah, a plastic surgeon in Bakersfield, Calif. Complications can include poor wound healing, increased risk of infection, longer-lasting bruises, and raised, red scars.
"Twenty-five years ago, it may have been more acceptable for a patient to have undergone surgical procedures while smoking," said Dr. Patrick McMenamin, the president-elect of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery. "Nowadays if a doctor knew a patient was smoking and they did flap surgery," he said, referring to an operation where shifting skin is required, "many of us would say that's malpractice."
Plastic and cosmetic surgeons recommend quitting a minimum of two weeks before and after procedures, though some require longer to be extra safe. (Smokers also run the risk of infection and respiratory complications during anesthesia). For instance, Dr. Jeffrey Rosenthal, the chief of plastic surgery at Bridgeport Hospital in Connecticut, mandates six weeks of smoke-free living before eyelid surgery or breast augmentation, and six months to a year before a tummy tuck.
They also take it upon themselves to devise smoking cessation plans, prescribe drugs like Wellbutrin or Chantix and recommend hypnotists or support groups.
"Why invest so much money in a cosmetic procedure for enhancement if the patient will not participate and do his or her part to help ensure the best outcome possible?" said Dr. Shirley Madhere, a plastic surgeon in Manhattan.
The only thing more aging to skin than smoking is sun exposure. If all else fails, why not let vanity be your motivation to quit?