In this skit Martin Short plays a protocol expert from
Buckingham Palace who instructs the new Royal Obstetrician (Bill Hader)
in the specific protocol required when treating the Duchess of Cambridge and her lady parts, which must be referred to as the "Royal Ahem."
Other acceptable terms for the Royal Ahem include her "Downton Abbey"
"Dame Judi Dench" or "the Kingmaker." But treating the
Duchess is nothing compared the poor doctor that must
treat Camilla Parker Bowles. Take a look:
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