Brad Pitt appeared on Bill Maher's show and expanded on his earlier statements to Parade magazine about how he doesn't like religion. He also discusses the platform he would run on if he ran for governor of Louisiana: the legalization and taxation of marijuana, the legalization of gay marriage and no religion, which he says is a guaranteed to lose platform. Bill brings up a New Year's Eve party from years ago in which Brad was rolling joints like a machine. "Well, I'm an artist," Brad joked. He says he stopped smoking pot when he became a dad, because he has to stay alert. All we could think was: a)we wish he'd shave off that awful beard and b) his wrinkles have all magically disappeared. Take a look: