Alli, the over the counter version of the prescription weight loss drug, Orlistat, is on drugstore shelves now. You know the drug - this is the one that keeps you from absorbing a percentage of the fat calories you eat. So, what's the catch? Well, if you actually eat a bunch of high-fat foods while on Alli, you have the most horrifying gastrointestinal side effects we've ever heard of for a diet pill. There's just no polite way to say this; you'll have uncontrollable diarrhea all day long. And leakage, too! What more could a girl ask for in a diet drug?
Sometimes, you can't stop your weight-loss secrets from leaking out.
Dieters have been flocking to drugstores to pick up Alli, the first over-the-counter weight-loss pill to be approved by the Food and Drug Administration, despite the scary warning: Stray too far from your low-fat diet and you just might poop your pants.
The drug's maker, GlaxoSmithKline, has been up front about the pill's side effects, suggesting that first timers wear dark pants or bring a change of clothes to work until they get used to the diet pill's potentially yucky consequences.
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The diet pill works by blocking 25 percent of fat from being digested. Alli users take one pill with every meal, and to avoid an "Alli oops," they should eat less than 42 grams of fat a day, or about 15 grams per meal. But those fat grams can be sneaky. One grande Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino contains 15 grams of fat, and if an Alli user adds even a low-fat muffin to that meal, it could get icky.
"It's so important to understand that you must adopt a low-fat, healthy lifestyle," Jones says. "We call them treatment effects — that's a signal for you that you're not staying in the guidelines. What Alli will not do is make up for not living a healthy lifestyle."
An "Alli oops"? How cute! If you must indulge, you can find Alli for about $50 at Amazon.com. Alas, Amazon states that "gift wrapping is not available for this item." And we were all set to give Alli to all our friends for Christmas. It's the perfect way to say "hey, you look like hell. Maybe this will help. But watch out for the Alli-oops!"