Jessica Simpson
tweeted this photo of herself on the toilet. Her bare feet don't reach the floor. Her caption for the photo is "Short girl problems." Some media outlets are saying she's at Bergdorf Goodman, but that makes no sense to us. Where are her shoes? Who walks around barefoot in a department store bathroom? The bathroom is really large and has what looks like a bidet next to it. We think she's in a hotel bathroom. So far, her reps have not responded to media inquiries about where she is.
