The Onion is selling a boxed set of Halloween greeting cards that contain some of the website's funniest Halloween headlines. Some of the topics include:
Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed
Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
Halloween Safety Tips
Suburban Home Haunted By Really Boring Ghosts
A set of ten of The Onion Halloween cards can be purchased here for $12.50.
The Onion also recently partnered with Recycled Paper Greetings for a line of greeting cards featuring The Onion's fake news humor.
